I Kin READ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I gotta Kindle, YAY!!! Holding books, esp hardbacks, is tres hard with one hand. My fab uncle helped with the cost, and its an early Chrissie pressie. Its a-may-zing. Truly. I'm  now a total nerd. And no more books will be dropped on my head, which can only be a good thing.

I've got the dentist on Monday. I suspect I'll be in trouble as myu jelly bean addiction has hit crisis point. I ran out today and I made my dad drive to Asda to buy me 6 packets. It has to be 6 packets to get a good ratio of colours. But even then I end up with all orange ones and hardly any white and yellow ones, which are my faves, (of course). Don't misunderstand me, the ones are  fine , but they outweigh the others 2:1 which means they must be the cheapest to produce. I want to start an e petition to get 'them' to do bags of JUST white ones. Do yoiu think thats petty?? Hmmm

I Predict a Riot

So, I had a Stye. Phoned the quacks, and was told to hold a hot used teabag, (sans milk, natch) on my eye. I was dubious, I must admit. However, I held the Aldi Gold label (delish, better than Twinnings)  bag on my eye. And holy f*** but the blinking thing (see what I did there?) went! I was amazed, I can tell you. So now I don't have a stye,which is a. good. thing.

Was going to watch the fottie tonight, but cos of the riots it was cancelled. Which makes us look bad, what with the 'lympics coming up and all that. Looks like we can't cope with stuff. Still, I'm concerned about the first agmes of the season on Saturday. I mean, Carpet World has burned down so I can see why they'd call all the matches off. Cynical? Moi...

I'm Les Miserable

I have a stye in my eye. (Sty? stye??) It hurts when I blinking blink. No-one is reading my blog, and I'm stuck on the crossword. Oh, and the country is falling apart. Happy days.